For 12-hour and night clocks

Twelve minutes to land. Then you are down.

Calm and Headspace assume a 9-to-5 bedtime. Afterbell is the landing after the shift. Cards $17 if you only need the window. Kit $39 if you want the full landing. Instant. No login. Planning tools, not medical advice.

Pay $17 · Cards Kit $39

Not Calm. Not Headspace. Not a diagnosis. Card charge is live. Cards first. Kit if you want the full landing.

The 12-minute landing

0:00 water, shoes off, phone face down.
2:00 lights down one step from the shift, not pitch black.
4:00 protein + salt you already have in the house. Not a new diet.
7:00 shower or wash your face. Same every night you land.
10:00 one sentence to the people you live with: “I am down until [time]. Do not start a talk.”
12:00 bed or blackout chair. No news. Planning tools, not medical advice.

Once

Cards

$17

Four fridge cards: nights, days, long-day, rotation flip. Print them. Tape them. Stop thinking.

Buy cards

Once

Reset Kit

$39

Landing, sleep-window cards, five meals, a 20-minute money pass, two homecoming scripts.

Buy Kit

Monthly

Club

$19/mo

Sunday drop: one meal, one landing variation, one house or money batch, one sentence. Cancel any month.

What you actually get

The 12-minute landing — the whole product, on one page you can print.
Sleep windows for nights, days, long-day, and a rotation flip. A clock, not a diagnosis.
Five meals that finish in eight minutes with food already in the house.
A 20-minute money pass so landing does not become ninety minutes of mail.
Two homecoming scripts: one for a partner, one for a kid.

Pay. Land. Print. No app store. No account. The Stripe receipt is the key — this site hands you the kit the same hour.

Is this medical advice?

No. Planning tools for a clock, not a diagnosis. If you need a clinician, see one. Afterbell will not talk you through sleep disorders, medication, or shift-work sleep disorder.

When do I get it?

The minute the card goes through. Stripe sends you back here to /thanks. Print the kit. Bookmark it. No login.

Refunds?

Digital product, delivered instantly. If the page failed to load, email kit@getafterbell.com with the Stripe receipt. We do not refund a kit you already opened.

Who built this?

Tyler Integlia. Runs 12-hour mechanical days and still has to come home. Absolute Comfort LLC, Cranston, Rhode Island. Planning tools, not medical advice.